Illuminati #Bookwatch
Why do men think women are angry just on their period?
I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me
“they can say whatever the hell they want I don’t care I’ll say ‘fuck you’”
“did you just flip the bird at us?”
“I did flip the bird, yeah”
“but did you flip it at US?”
“yo bruh if this starts a fight how easily can I get out of trouble”
“not very”
“So like I flipped the bird but it TOTALLY wasn’t at you”
let’s just appreciate that this is a conversation that actually literally happens in one of the greatest plays in the english language
who needs therapy when you can listen to i wanna get better by the bleachers 50 times in a row am i right ladies
actually i really should see a therapist but hey you know what? I HEAR THE VOICE OF A PREACHER FROM THE BACK ROOM CALLING M
I’m working so much harder than you on this trash talk, and I’m the one whose feelings are getting hurt.
You’re welcome
[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]
